Funnies PageContact Us >Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worring about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code also.
Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!
Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants...
Labrador: Oh, me, me!! Pleeeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.
Pointer: I see it! There it is! Right there!
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Sheperd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle....
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Pomeranian: I can change all the light bulbs in the house in 30 seconds. Just let me finish my 3rd cup of espresso.
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